January 2012
49 posts
My "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting, they should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
Me: Do you love your boyfriend?
My "friend": Of course! I love him so much, you can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life, I want to marry him.
Me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
My "friend": That would be horrible, I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
Me: That means you don't love him, you love only his dick... that's sad.
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose...”
– Groucho Marx (via misswallflower)
Because this year, I’m going to take things as it comes. Dealing things with light heartedness and not take things so hard.
Things come and go, I’ll do things to salvage situation, but if it ain’t improving after exhausting what I have, I’ll just move on.
“But I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be...”
– Olivia Wilde (via eletheowl)
15 Keyboard Shortcuts for Lazy People
heyfunniest:
More here.
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
“Love wounds. There is no love that does not pierce the hands and feet. Love’s...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via eletheowl)
KPop Secrets!: MY VIEW ON TIFFANY HAS CHANGED →
kpopsecrets:
After I watched SNSD and The Dangerous Boys.
I don’t usually watch variety shows with SNSD on it, and judge them solely on their looks and stage attitude. I think Tiffany has some ‘appearance degradation’ issues because she looks more plain and plastic as the time passes—she looked the best when…
“A lot of you cared, just not enough.”
– Jay Asher, Thirteen Reasons Why (via todayithought)
fixtheballoons:
An advice to you, be careful that’s all. You may always think I’m ignorant and all but i hope your rationality helps you this time. If others can see it, I don’t see why you cannot. I hope you arent that blinded. Wish you all the best.
“Stop worrying about your identity and concern yourself with the people you care...”
– Zadie Smith (via abimopector
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December 2011
50 posts
